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   Paris Toast - October-November 2005

Paris Toast is the diary of Harriet Welty Rochefort, an American in Paris and author of French Toast and French Fried

  • Sourpuss Parisians ! Get A Life ­ Go to Bhutan !
  • Just Another Long, Hard Day in Paris : Tea tasting on the rue du Cherche Midi, a bistro lunch near the Bastille, and some comments on Paris's polluted air
  • When in Paris, Eat Japanese ! In Which Our Longtime Resident Chooses Sushi Over Chèvre
  • Philippe vanishes during a Paris bike ride
  • The joys of beeing a "co-propriétaire" or a cement mixer in the bedroom
  • More to come....

The diary of my life in Paris

 November 9, 2005

Socialists fiddle while the "banlieues" burn..

 Breakfast this morning with the Anglo-American Press Association who hosted Socialist Jack Lang, Minister of Culture under President François Mitterrand and a front runner in the upcoming Presidential elections.
Lang is 69 but you'd never guess it. Someone said he looks like " Detective Lang " with his open collar blue shirt, dark blazer, blow dried hair, and gorgeous tan. I mean, this guy looks healthy (I leave speculations on face lifts to others and besides, if he had one and those are the results, I'm going to ask him the name of his doctor).

Coming as it did right smack in the midst of the worst rioting this country has seen since May 1968, naturally the questions turned mainly around what the Socialists thought about the riots and what they'd do about the problems in the " cités " once they're in power. Oh yes, and did the the Socialists share the responsibility for the failure of both left and right governments in taking care of the problems in these grim urban outposts surrounding Paris ? " Not at all ", said Lang who points out that everything the left set up to improve life in these suburbs ­ community police, social centers, special employment conditions for young people, etc. ­ was taken away by the right.

Although these measures are to the credit of the Socialists, the Socialist Party is not the big fuzzy warm-hearted woolly defender it would like itself to be, and if problems in the housing projects have festered for years, it's their problem as well. When you think that the projects were built in the late 1950s and these problems have been growing since then, you might just ask yourself why there are only a handful of representatives from the projects in the Socialist Party and why the ones that are there are tokens.

Lang says he and his Party are going to remedy this in the coming months. I hope so - but I wouldn't hold my breath.

The Right isn't any better. When Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy said he'd clean out the projects with a " karcher " " an industrial cleaning tool " and called certain inhabitants " scum ", he was literally pouring fuel on the fire.

And in spite of promises from both the Right and the Left, I'm not sure either will be able to come up with the solutions. Don't forget that 75 per cent of the French people think their politicians are out of touch with reality. And that the overwhelming majority of French politicians are old, white men.

France isn't going to have a government of color for a long time to come if things continue as they are. Something's got to give ­ and fast.

How long will it be before the " banlieues " burn again ?

 October 6, 2005

When in Paris, Eat Japanese ! In Which Our Longtime Resident Chooses Sushi Over Chèvre

 The French are up in arms about the high cost of living, as well they should be ­ but it hasn't stopped them from frequenting restaurants and cafés in droves and curiously, hasn't resulted in a move to ask for more for their buck.
In a country that is so obsessed with food and has so much good fare, I'm surprised to see how undiscrimating and undemanding French diners can be. I would think they would turn up their collective noses at the sight of brown, wilted lettuce. Mais non ! Not to mention their benign acceptance of the ubiquitous and expensive " salade de chèvre ".

I personally love goat cheese and I love lettuce and I love " pain Poliane " or any other good, hearty, made with love bread. Sadly, most of the time, these salads are dreary assortments of mediocre cheese placed on a slice or two of plain white bread (well, at least it's not Wonder Bread) accompanied by a few limp lettuce leaves.

Happily, good ones exist. Way off the tourist track in the funky Menilmontant district, I was served a tasty and abundant " salade de chèvre " complete with well-chosen goat cheese placed on delicious chewy Poilane type bread and surrounded by fresh lettuce, tasty tomatoes, pine nuts and bacon. No comparison to the totally dry and outrageously expensive " salade de chèvre " I was served for lunch the previous day at Les Deux Magots, That one was the nadir of the genre: bread so hard I could hardly cut it without huge pieces flying all over the restaurant, goat cheese with no taste, and a few miserable pieces of greenery for the effect. For 12 euros.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not a foodie (hate that word ­ can anyone out there find a better one ?) who's switched culinary allegiances from France to Spain. I still think French food is marvelous and nothing can beat it when it's top. Unfortunately, middle range meals, the things people eat for lunch every day in brasseries, tend to be uneven.

So to be sure I get a delicious lunch that hits the spot when out and around in Paris, I've gone Japanese, especially when I'm near the avenue de l'Opéra. The rue Sainte Anne, running parallel to it, is Japanese-land, not just restaurants, but hairdressers, bookstores, and food shops. Most of the restaurants are hole in the wall. Some are better than others but in my wanderings, I've rarely gone wrong. Basically, what I've discovered is that for 8 euros (compared to our 12 euro goat salad) you can get a whopping bowl of soup composed of homemade noodles and fresh vegetables and broth. It's an entire meal : hot, healthy, and filling. Plus, when you get up from the table, you don't feel like killing the owner either because you're still hungry or you're bankrupt.

What more can one ask ?

All this being said, I live in France permanently and I can and do have French food all the time. A suggestion to tourists who, after all, come to France for French food : check out what other people have on their plates and if it looks good, ask what it is and order it. A good ­ and interesting - way not to go wrong ­ unless, of course, they're eating sweetbreads or the head of a calf or some exotic specialty you don't want on your plate or in your stomach. In that case, go for an omelette, a croque monsieur (beware of the croque madame ­ it's got an egg on top of it), or a good old " sandwich jambon ". Rarely do you see a major screw-up on that tried but true triangle.

 October 7, 2005

Just Another Long, Hard Day in Paris : Tea tasting on the rue du Cherche Midi, a bistro lunch near the Bastille, and some comments on Paris's polluted air

 I didn't realize that tea tasting is as serious as wine tasting until I strolled into Le Palais des Thés tea shop on the rue du Cherche Midi. It's a lovely shop with efficient, patient salespeople dressed in brown (like tea ?).
The tea of the day was " Margaret's Hope ". A beautiful name and a good tea but the salesman (clever little fellow) assured me there was better. Which is how I ended up with a little sachet of Darjeeling named " Puttabong " which cost the price of a pair of shoes. OK, I'm kidding but we're definitely not talking Twining teabags here. For the price, though, you do get a colorful description and instructions as to how long to steep your tea. My Puttabong, I read, is " An exceptional, very tippy plucking, producing a very pleasing balance between floral, fruity, almond and vanilla flowers along with a fresh plants note, very long in the mouth ".

Tippy plucking ? I think they need some translating services. The French is much better or, at least, it sounds better because it's in French : " Cuillette exceptionnelle, très riche en bourgeons. Superbe équilibre des notes florales, fruitées, amandées-vanillées associées à une note végetale fraîche, très longue en bouche. " Now we're talking !

The tea buying jaunt occurred while I was waiting for a congenitally late friend to arrive. When she finally did, in her car and not by metro as I had thought, we took off and went looking for a place to park so we could have a light salad in the neighborhood. It was not to be - no available places in the street and all the parking lots were too far away. We headed East toward the Bastille and found a parking space right in front of a little bistro on the rue de la Roquette where I tucked into a " steak tartare " and my friend feasted on " magret de canard " and sinfully delicious potatoes sautéed in goose fat. And we accompanied it with a pichet of the house red. Well, hey, it was a hard morning with all that tea tasting and driving. We deserved our break !

Actually, we can thank Paris Mayor Bertrand Delanoe for that 3-course lunch stop. He's opened up the streets of Paris to buses and bicycles but has made it a difficult city to drive and park in so I, for one, eat wherever I can find a parking place !

I do wish he'd go all the way and just purely and simply ban cars from the center of Paris. It would certainly help the pollution. Airparif, the air monitoring agency of the city of Paris, recently published some edifying figures on pollution in Paris. They show, not surprisingly, that the Boulevard Saint Germain is mega polluted, as is the rue Belgrand, right smack in my neighborhood in the east of Paris.

I personally didn't need the survey to tell me what I already know ­ and see and smell. So, Bertarnd, if you're reading these lines, take a tip : ban those cars and rachet up the tramway lines.

Merci d'avance !

 October 8

Sourpuss Parisians ! Get A Life ­ Go to Bhutan !

 I love week-ends in Paris. Why take to the roads with all the crazy, rushed, hassled people driving like mad to get out of Paris when you can stay in it ?
Of course I know the answer to the question : Most of those people a) have children and prefer a spacious house in the country than a confined apartment in town and b) after working all week long, want to go somewhere where they can get rid of their stress - even if getting there and coming back in bumper to bumper traffic ruins the effect.

This week-end was about as typically Parisian as you can get. On Saturday I braved the crowds on the rue St. Placide near the luxury department store, Le Bon Marché, to check out this year's fashions in shoes and clothes (not bad if you like orange and chocolate brown and flouncy skirts and cowboy boots). I don't usually shop on Saturday (let's correct that one ­ I NEVER shop on Saturday if I can help it) but I had to run an errand in the area et voilà.

So why am I talking about " Sourpuss Parisians ". Aren't they all relaxed and gay and having the best old time ?

No. Or it sure doesn't look like it to me.

And that's something I really can't figure out about this town. You take a nation of people, most of whom have jobs ( I know, I know ­ the unemployment rate is 10 per cent but I don't think the people shopping on the rue St. Placide fall into that category), all of whom benefit from splendid health care, a 35 hour work week, 8 weeks of vacation and a number of other perks and advantages we Americans can only dream about ­ and they manage to look as if their best friend had just died. How do they do it ? How can they live in a country that is so prosperous (France ranks fifth in terms of world economic power) and complain so much and look so down in the mouth ? Are things really that bad ?

Maybe they should take some lessons from Bhutan. In 1972 the king of this small Himalayan nation decided to focus, not on GNP, but on GNH, Gross National Happiness. Sound crazy ? Maybe not. At a recent meeting in Nova Scotia, 400 experts gathered to discuss the elusive question : what is happiness ?

One fellow, a senior official in the Bhutanese Ministry of Education, summed up what happiness is not : " There is no necessary relationship between the level of possession and the level of well-being, " he said.

Which brings me back to the rue St. Placide. Maybe those hectic, harried, unsmiling shoppers should take to the country for the week-end after all. A bit of fresh air, green grass, and quiet living might make them, well.happier.

Or, better still, maybe those Supreme Shoppers should catch the next plane to Bhutan. They might just come back and give France a sorely needed dose of GNH.

We moved on to the rue Mouffetard on a pilgrimage to number 104 where I lived in a small studio in an ancient building in my student days. Quite by coincidence, when we were looking to buy a studio a few years ago as an investment, an ad in " Le Figaro " described a place on the rue Mouffetard that sounded remarkably like the one I'd lived in. So remarkably alike that I called to inquire and found that it WAS the studio I'd rented as a poor student.


What a turn of the wheel it would be to buy it some thirty years later and have my son live in it, I thought. That was until I re-visited it and looked at it with the eyes of a future " propriétaire ". Last floor. Not many other apartments. Repairs to be done in the hallway. No concierge. None of this was major, of course. I was just looking for excuses not to re-live my past. We ended up buying a studio on the 9th floor of a modern building in the trendy rue St. Maur in the 11th. It's bigger, quieter, less expensive, has a better floor plan, and is a good investment. But I still get a funny feeling when I walk down the rue Mouffetard and look up at the third floor window of " my " studio.

How I love the fifth arrondissement. I'd forgotten how many institutions of higher learning and religious congregations are concentrated in just a few streets. And coming from my neighborhood which is multiethnic and crowded and litter strewn, I'm always amazed at how few people are on the streets and how quiet and clean it is. No wonder the fifth is one of the most expensive places to live in Paris !

One last stop : the Institut Curie which was holding an Open House. We peered at slides showing cells and watched the young scientists and researchers greeting visitors and explaining their work. Our modest contribution to the Institute's cancer research came in the form of an orange tinted rose plant named " Marie Curie ". It's waiting outside to be planted and we hope it will take to our garden in the east of Paris, which, unlike the streets around us, is quiet, clean, calm and not litter strewn !

 Monday, October 10

The French Are Smarter than their Politicians - Out with the Old, In with the Young, Women, and People of Color !

 I always thought the French were smarter than their politicians. A poll published in this morning's newspaper proved me right. It showed that an astounding 85 per cent of the French think that their politicians " are mostly concerned about their careers " as opposed to only 19 per cent who say that they " are aware of the preoccupations of their fellow citizens "
In answer to the question : " Do you have a good or bad opinion of. ?" categories ranging from nurses to teachers to journalists to union leaders and politicians, the politicians came in last, with 71 per cent of the respondents saying they had a bad image of them ­ as opposed to 97 per cent who have a good image of nurses ! "

And to the question " Among those elected to the Parliament, for example, would you personally prefer more women, more young people, more people from immigrant populations ? ", the answer was a resounding 89 percent for more women, 84 per cent for more younger people, and 55 per cent for people from immigrant populations. Considering the scandalous macho reaction politicians had to Socialist Party leader Segolene Royal's tentative announcement to run for President in 2007 (see my October Letter From Paris, www.paris.org/Kiosque), this was a heartening sign. And the fact that one out of two French persons would like to see a black, an Arab, an Oriental in politics isn't bad either, considering that there are so few now you can count them on two hands (or maybe one). Maybe the U.S. could lead the way on this, by electing a woman or a black as President. Food for thought.

 October 20

The Village Voice, an American Island in the Heart of Paris, Paris

 I love this store so much I try not to go there too often. If I did, I'd end up buying even more books than I already have and there'd be no room to move.
But I was happy to go hear my friends David Downie and Alison Harris, a writer-photographer couple, talk about David's just published collection of essays about Paris illustrated by Alison's superb black and white photos. The book is called " Paris, Paris ­ Journey Into the City of Light " and if you love Paris, it's a must. David's writing is entertaining and erudite and Alison's unusual views of Paris and Parisians perfectly complement his prose

I'm not the only one to think the book is fabulous : Diane Johnson, author of " Le Divorce ", wrote the foreward to it and travel writer Jan Morris called it " perhaps the most evocative American book about Paris since A Movable Feast. "

 Sunday, October 23

Philippe vanishes during a Paris bike ride

 A beautiful day, a scrumptious day in Paris. Get out the bikes ! Off to the Canal de l'Ourcq starting at the Parc de la Villette, the home of the former Paris slaughterhouses which was transformed into an urban park some twenty years ago and just keeps getting better.
From our place in the 20th, we ride up the rue des Pyrénees past the boulangerie, boucherie, fromagerie, all of which are buzzing hives of activity on this lovely Sunday, skirt the Parc de Buttes Chaumont, and continue on past the kosher foodstores on the rue Manin to La Villette.

Easy.

Especially when you stay together.

Unfortunately, my husband in his enthusiasm ran a couple of red lights (strictly against the law ­ there's a 90 euro fine) while I stopped for them. I was looking forward to catching up with him to read him the riot act about the danger of going through lights and the 90 euro fine butno trace of him.

He ­ and the cell phone, money, and keys to the house - had disappeared. Poof, no more Philippe !

I headed on to the Canal de l'Ourcq, figuring we'd surely meet at the entrance to the Parc de la Villette.

Still no Philippe.

I pedalled on along the Canal a good ways thinking I'd see him there.

Still no Philippe.

I headed back home ( a good thirty minutes) and on the way mulled over grim thoughts : perhaps he'd been crushed by a car or a bus ­ or had a massive coronary - or got arrested by the cops for running the red lights and was taken to the police station where they were torturing him in a small rat-infested cell.

With these black pensées in mind, I stopped off at the shop run by a Kurdish fellow who does some of my sewing repairs and asked him if I could use the phone. Yes, I could, and no, still no Philippe.

I thanked my Kurdish friend and pedalled on home. I buzzed our apartment. No answer. As I was buzzing again, I saw my better half running toward me, a look of relief on his face.

" I was just calling the police ! Where were you ? "

" And YOU ? "

We fell into each other's arms (because even after 32 years of marriage, we're still very glad to be with each other), took the car, re-traced our trail, and discovered that I'd gone in one direction and he'd gone in another.

In the future, we decided we'd EACH take a cell phone, money, identification. We'd decide on a meeting point should we get separated. But we'd do everything to stick together.

Oh yes - and the Vanishing Philippe has solemnly sweared not to run any more red lights.

 Monday, October 24

The joys of beeing a "co-propriétaire" or a cement mixer in the bedroom

 " Never say never ". I reminded myself of that adage this morning when I was ripped out of a sound sleep at 7 am by a cement mixer plowing through my bedroom.
I rubbed my eyes, stared at the alarm, emitted an unprintable word, and turned over and tried to go back to sleep. But the cement mixer kept churning and vibrating. Every once in while it would stop and I would think it was over. But minutes later, the sound started again.

I knew what the sound was. It wasn't a cement mixer (or a 747). It was the washing machine of one of my neighbors ­ but which one ? Ever since we moved to this apartment three years ago, I've been trying to identify the perpetrator.

This morning I grabbed my robe, opened the shutters, and rushed outside to see who on earth was up at what for me is an ungodly hour (especially for machines). Ah, ha ! My sleuthing paid off ­ I now have three new suspects.

So why don't I go see them instead of writing this in " Paris Toast " ? That's where the " never say never " comes in. Years ago I vowed that there's one thing I would NEVER do : be a co-owner in an apartment building.

Right. And now I am one.

Which is why I haven't stalked down and strangled the owner of the Mad Machine. Because I make noise too, with my machines, my phone calls, my loud conversations, my dinner parties. If it turns out that the Mad Machine owner is my upstairs neighbor with whom I get along swimmingly, I wouldn't want to get into a " your machine is too loud ", " yes, but I can't sleep at night because you and your husband are talking in his study which is right undernearth my bedroom. "

It's all part of being a co-owner.

Never say never.

 Sunday, October 9

Open House at the Institut Curie, and Falling in Love Again with the Fifth Arrondissement

 I slightly revised my harsh judgment of the Parisians on Sunday, a beautiful sunshiny fall day. We met friends for brunch at Les Deux Magots. How Parisian can you get ? Actually we never do brunch, a concept my Parisian husband's French brain and French stomach has not yet processed, and we rarely go to Les Deux Magots so the change of scene was fun and enlightening. Not only that, but I'd forgotten that a " dame pipi " still lurks down there in the basement toilets to make you feel guilty if you don't give her a " sou ". I did. She smiled. See how simple it is to make someone happy ?
From there, we went on an impromptu outing to St. Sulpice, that capacious light-filled Delacroix decorated 17th century church immortalized by the Da Vinci Code. Fed up with visitors making a beeline to a certain " P " and an " S " inscribed in stone, the church elders have posted a typed note in French and English that politely and firmly states there's not one word of truth in what Brown wrote about the meaning of those initials. I personally am not disturbed by this controversy but then I'm probably one of the few people in this world who couldn't get through the book

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